(M/N) walked slowly through the bustling streets of Konoha, heading towards the training ground to meet his team. Ever since he had come to Konoha he had been assigned to Team 7. Sure, it was loud and a bit chaotic but that's as bad as it can get, right?
The training ground began to come into view, (M/N) saw the usual sight of Sasuke and Naruto fighting and Sakura threatening to bash his head in for daring to touch 'her' Sasuke.
Oh,if only she knew...
And Kakashi was of course, not there. As soon as Sakura spotted the (h/c) male she immediately squealed, "Ah! (M/N)-Kun! How are you today!?" with her cheeks tinted a slight pink.
(M/N) drew his attention to the fighting duo.
"Shut up, Teme! I'm way better than you!"
"Whatever, Dobe. Your skills are equal to that of a untrained four year old."
"What was that you Bastard!?
Those two never do stop fighting, do they? Suddenly, an idea popped into (M/N) head.
Clearing his throat, (M/N) called, "Sasuke-Kun! Come here for a second I need to talk to you!"
The Uchiha cautiously walked over the the handsome male. You see, (M/N) is very mischievous, always up to something. Usually something to embarrass the raven. Not good. Not good at all...
Sasuke finally made it in front of (M/N), his arms crossed and hips slightly jutted to the side.
"What do you want?" he asked, his eyes narrowed.
"It's a secret, you'll have to come closer."
One more step.
Half a step.
"Do you even know the meaning of the word 'Closer' ,Sasuke-Kun?"
Once he was close enough, (M/N) quickly grabbed the raven's hand and pulled him onto his lap.He began nuzzling his neck.
"My cute little Sasu-Chan.~"
"D-Don't call me cute! And let go of me ,loser!"
(M/N) pouted. "That's not a very nice thing to say to your lover, now is it Sasu-Chan?"
Naruto and Sakura, who were still there, were frozen in there spots. Lovers!? Like, what the hell!?
"LOVERS!? (M/N) it's n-not nice to tease Sasuke-Kun like that! He's not gay!" said Sakura.
"Yeah, I'm not!"
"...But that's not what you told me last night, Sasu-Chan."
"When we were home alone..."
"In the shower.."
WHAT IS THIS!?
Naruto and Sakura promptly fainted after hearing those words. (M/N) smirked and held the Uchiha to his chest tighter.
"You just love embarrassing me, don't you?
"Of course, your mine after all."
"....What the hell happened here?"
"Oh, hi Sensei. How are you?"