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  (M/N) walked slowly through the bustling streets of Konoha, heading towards the training ground to meet his team. Ever since he had come to Konoha he had been assigned to Team 7. Sure, it was loud and a bit chaotic but that's as bad as it can get, right? 

  The training ground began to come into view, (M/N) saw the usual sight of Sasuke and Naruto fighting and Sakura threatening to bash his head in for daring to touch 'her' Sasuke.

Oh,if only she knew...

  And Kakashi was of course, not there. As soon as Sakura spotted the (h/c) male she immediately squealed, "Ah! (M/N)-Kun! How are you today!?" with her cheeks tinted a slight pink.

"Fine...I guess."

  (M/N) drew his attention to the fighting duo. 

"Shut up, Teme! I'm way better than you!"

"Whatever, Dobe. Your skills are equal to that of a untrained four year old."

"What was that you Bastard!?

 Those two never do stop fighting, do they? Suddenly, an idea popped into (M/N) head. 

  Clearing his throat, (M/N) called, "Sasuke-Kun! Come here for a second I need to talk to you!"

  The Uchiha cautiously walked over the the handsome male. You see, (M/N) is very mischievous, always up to something. Usually something to embarrass the raven. Not good. Not good at all...

  Sasuke finally made it in front of (M/N), his arms crossed and hips slightly jutted to the side.

"What do you want?" he asked, his eyes narrowed.

  (M/N) smirked. 

"It's a secret, you'll have to come closer."

One step.

"Closer.'

One more step.

"Even closer.

Half a step.

"Do you even know the meaning of the word 'Closer' ,Sasuke-Kun?"

....Two ste-

     Once he was close enough, (M/N) quickly grabbed the raven's hand and pulled him onto his lap.He began nuzzling his neck.

"My cute little Sasu-Chan.~"

"D-Don't call me cute! And let go of me ,loser!"

(M/N) pouted. "That's not a very nice thing to say to your lover, now is it Sasu-Chan?"

  Naruto and Sakura, who were still there, were frozen in there spots. Lovers!? Like, what the hell!?

  "LOVERS!? (M/N) it's n-not nice to tease Sasuke-Kun like that! He's not gay!" said Sakura.

"Yeah, I'm not!"

"...But that's not what you told me last night, Sasu-Chan."

...LAST NIGHT!?

"When we were home alone..."

ALONE!?

"In the shower.."

SHOWER!?

"Together..."

WHAT IS THIS!?

  Naruto and Sakura promptly  fainted after hearing those words. (M/N) smirked and held the Uchiha to his chest tighter.

"You just love embarrassing me, don't you?

"Of course, your mine after all."












~~~~Extended Ending~~~~

"....What the hell happened here?"

"Oh, hi Sensei. How are you?"
DO NOT HATE ME, I KNOW I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING IN A WHILE! 

It's just after I started the OHSHC Drabble series I completely ran out of ideas, and I wrote this few days ago but I could never find the time to type it up and post it. :iconsighingplz:

Yeah, so this is my first non-Hetalia or Black Butler oneshot so I hope it's good enough.

:iconukesasukeplz: Nough said.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS

If I did it would be a Yoai anime...  

Kay bai. 
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:iconpyscoscreation:
Pyscoscreation Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2015
Que me gigging like a pyscho
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Pysoc-ish giggling is appreciated. :3
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Kyoyalover122 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Cody (Male me): That's not what you told me last night Sasu-Chan in the shower.

Me: *smirks* To prove that I recorded it. *is being chased by Cody and Sasuke, while laughing like a madman*
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SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Lol You trying to share? 
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:iconkyoyalover122:
Kyoyalover122 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe.
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rina1999 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
Riley (male me):that's not what you told me last night sasu-chan.
Me:to prove it,I recorded it!
Riley:.....what?
*proceeds to run as I'm being chased by Riley and sasuke*
I REGRET NOTHING!
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Dhamila Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconhetagirl143:
Hetagirl143 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2015
I loved this
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G1ggl32 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree. if i owned Naruto, it would be a yaoi anime >:3
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Sp4c3-Ar13L Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I died at "Oh, hai sensei. How are you?"
XDD
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rina1999 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015
You are not the only one!XD
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
 Makes you wonder what Kakashi was thinking, eh? lol
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:iconsp4c3-ar13l:
Sp4c3-Ar13L Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Kinda
*coughthinkingsceneriosforfanfictionscough*
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NightBlueRose Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015
Everybody swears, that a Male! Seme! Reader x Uke! Sasuke is an uncommon- almost rare- fanfiction.
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I haven't seen much of them which,of course, is why I absolutely had to make one. Lol
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NightBlueRose Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015
That was the same for a story I'm writing on Wattpad, it's called,


Fate- An akatsuki no yona story

it's a Zeno x Oc. you don't see those much too-deshi.
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Holycrap1225 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
You
can't
spell
Sasuke without Uke
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UltimateSweden Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Student General Artist
I love it:love: Heart Love la in love Foxy loves  please do more Sasuke x Seme!Male!Reader!Sasuke naruto gif  Sasuke Uchiha sasuke uchiha icon sasuke uchiha icon naruto gif  Sasuke Uchiha 
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BLITZGAL4444 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015
Sassy + uke = sasuke :P
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kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha This is So Funny. I Love it!
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hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i kno like, almost nothing about naruto but this was still funny as fuck XD
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Fatherscandinavia Featured By Owner May 23, 2015
Ha ha i can see sakura just like I think I've fainted. 
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Japan343 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
Hahahaha dammit I love this xDD
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:iconlettiadawson:
LettiaDawson Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG! This awesome :3 My Sasu-chan~
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Kitteh19 Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I died at the end XD lol,' in the shower...''alone..' WHAT IS THIS?
XD
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Victorica7602 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Student General Artist
That was F***king awesome!
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! Teasing Sasuke is too easy! xD
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Victorica7602 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Student General Artist
Yeah I geuss it is!
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:iconzombiemangamaker:
Zombiemangamaker Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist
I don't usually favorite x readers or story's and shit but this was fuckin beautiful!
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! 
I'm glad that you enjoyed it! 
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:iconclaralovese:
CLaraloveSE Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
I agree with you if a anime belonged to me it would end up being Yaoi.
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
An action Yaoi adventure. XD
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tanjen7 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
i cant stop laughing
Dignity Laugh 
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
excited happy 
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tanjen7 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
APH England sigh of relief  know i can breath
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animewolfgirl-ayame Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist
"....What the hell happened here?"

"Oh, hi Sensei. How are you?"
Me: -dies-
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My work here is done. :3
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animewolfgirl-ayame Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Hobbyist
Le gasp! THIS VAS UR INTENTION FROM THE BEGINNING?! I DON'T NEED ANOTHER PERSON TRYING TO KILL ME! -grabs a unicorn- stay back I have a sick unicorn ans unicorn barf that I'm not afraid to use!
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:iconsoontobeotaku-chan:
SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Heh heh heh.....[EXO] Kyungsoo Emoticon 
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animewolfgirl-ayame Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist
-sobs and uses the unicorn barf to turn you into a rainbow-
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DeathxMaka1 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
So that's how rainbows are made
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:iconanimewolfgirl-ayame:
animewolfgirl-ayame Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist
Yup~
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JayTjblue Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Ah~!
Kawaii Reader-Chan, This Was Really Cool.

Loved It!
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SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you~! Llama Emoji-23 (Shyness) [V1] 
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totallyepicbite Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student Writer
You just can't spell sasuke without uke *wink* *wink* just kidding
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lexileo Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
ha you really can't spell sasuke without uke so he is a uke Joker--plz Joker--plz Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) Big Fool Emoji-05 (Pervy Nosebleed) [V2] 
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cookiehades Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Ahahahahahahaa This is so me.

By the way, UR ICON IS SO CUTEEEEEEEEE
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SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Awww Shucks~ Bunny Emoji-87 (Thanks) [V5] 
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cookiehades Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
Np! But it's so cute though!!!!!!!!!!!Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-02 (Kawaii) [V1] Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-03 (Squee) [V1] 
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SoonToBeOtaku-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yours is too! I almost regret eating cookies! XD
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